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Latest Joke

Postby djgolfc » Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:47 pm

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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Re: Latest Joke

Postby choopz » Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:40 pm

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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